Feeling very eerie

Man, this writer’s strike has me bummed – The Office is just starting to hit its stride again and we’re going to be subjected to reruns for months. What will I write about on Thursday nights? Dog, Bounty Hunter?

Really liked last night’s episode, it was complex, brought up many elements from the past, and had ping pong. The highlights:

-Court reporter: “That’s what she said.” Michael: “ … the delivery’s all wrong, she’s butchering it.”
-Michael on Jan: “She was drinking a lot … of water.”
-Dwight to Jim: “Darrell is the client? He works here, dumbass!”
-Kelly: “Your mama’s so fat she could eat the Internet.” Kelly’s annoying turned from funny annoying to mean-spirited and unwanted annoying last night.
-Michael: “The timing was nothing short of predominant.”
-Michael: “Line.”
-Michael: “I throw myself at the mercy of the deposition.
-Toby, on the number of diary copies: “Could you make it 11?”
-Jim: “Check this out – spin serve … it works like 80% of the time.”
-Michael knocking Toby’s tray off the cafeteria table.
-Did you notice that everyone at Ryan’s table had a beard like his?
-Lawyer: “Who’s this other woman, Ryan?” Does anyone else think it’s weird that BJ Novak would make a recurring theme out of Michael thinking how hot he is? Not so much that it’s Michael, but that anyone thinks it.
-Michael on the Twins: "They hang from m' lady's chest."
-Court reporter reading back Michael’s line: “That wasn’t to go to the bathroom, that was to get out of a question.”
-Lawyer reading Michael’s diary: “I’m definitely feeling very eerie.” Michael: “Irie.”
-Wish I could spell the names of all the top ping pong players Dwight listed. Like Jana said, "That scene must have been impossible for him to memorize."