Cruise with the coaches?

Got my Wisconsin Alumni Travel Adventures brochure in the mail this week, the usual list of trips I won't have the time or money for until I'm 65, hopefully. The back page pushes the Cruise with the Coaches, an "exotic Caribbean cruise that combines fun and football."

Not sure I'd want to go on this one even if I did have the money and time. Maybe it's just me, but if I'm going to go on a Caribbean cruise, I want to share it with my friends and/or family, not the Badgers' football coaches.

I sure as hell don't want to see Bret Bielema rubbing spf 50 sun block all over himself. Sorry, Alumni Association, I'll pass.