Serenity by Jan, Babe

Last Christmas, Jana got me a Shrute Farm Beets t-shirt, great gift. Since chicks seem to like candles (the easy Clueless Guy thing to buy for women that can't go wrong), maybe I'll get her some Serenity by Jan candles next Christmas.

At long last, The Office returned tonight, and it was good. No home runs on my scorecard, but a ton of singles and doubles, and one triple. Babe.

My favorite lines:

Jan: "This is my office." Michael: "Never been used!"

Michael to Pam: "I'm always just a phone call away." Jan: "I'm sure you are."
Is it just me, or does the people-pretending-Pam-kinda-likes-Michael thing seem sort of lame? Unless it's leading up to a shocker hook-up ... which might be even lamer.

Jan: "In Spain they often don't start eating until after midnight." Michael: "When in Rome."

Michael, tasting wine: "That has sort of an oaky afterbirth."

Angela on Pam: "Sometimes I think she holds onto faxes."

Michael: "Mr. Blank went on a cruise ..." Jim: "Katie Holmes!" Michael: "No, married to her." Jim: "Dawson's Creek!" Michael: "He's the governor of California." Jim: "Tom Cruise!" That exchange had me rolling.

Michael: "Candles are the #1 fastest growing product in the scented aroma market."

Michael: "You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!" And I hope to never find out.

Jim: "My apartment's on fire. Er, flooded."

Also loved the tactic Michael used to get Jim roped into coming over for dinner, the look on Jim's face was terrific. And how about Michael's plasma screen TV? "That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed!"